THCa Flower — Verified Strain Cheat Sheet

Owner-facing reference. Each profile reflects reported lineage, taste, and effects. All items are 1g.
Headband

Headband Sativa

THCa dominant Flavor notes: diesel • lemon • earthy spice
Effects head pressure focused calm euphoric lift
Taste gassy diesel sharp citrus earthy pine
Vibe creative focus classic strain balanced high

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Flavor and effect profiles based on common reports; terpene expression may vary by batch.
Rainbow Belts

Rainbow Belts Indica

THCa dominant Flavor notes: sour candy • citrus • sweet gas
Effects uplifted mood relaxed body happy calm
Taste rainbow candy tangy citrus sweet funk
Vibe day to night good vibes social chill

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Flavor and effect profiles based on common reports; terpene expression may vary by batch.
Insane Pound Cake

Insane Pound Cake Hybrid

THCa dominant Flavor notes: vanilla cake • sweet dough • light gas
Effects deep calm stress melt euphoric ease
Taste vanilla frosting buttery dough sweet gas
Vibe evening unwind dessert strain chill nights

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Flavor and effect profiles based on common reports; terpene expression may vary by batch.
Cherry Pie

Cherry Pie Hybrid

1g Lineage: Granddaddy Purple × Durban Poison* THCa dominant Flavor notes: sweet cherry • baked pie • light spice
Effects uplifted calm mood balance gentle body ease
Taste ripe cherry pastry sweetness soft herbal spice
Vibe afternoon unwind creative chill easy social

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Lineage commonly reported by producers and strain references.
Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake Indica

THCa dominant Flavor notes: vanilla frosting • sweet dough • earthy gas
Effects heavy relax cozy calm mood lift
Taste vanilla cake sweet cream subtle earth
Vibe evening dessert movie mode celebration chill

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express Sativa

Lineage: Trainwreck × Hawaiian* THCa dominant
Effects energetic lift happy focus creative flow
Taste pineapple mango citrus & fresh pine
Vibe daytime creativity social uplift on-the-go

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Lineage commonly reported by producers and listings.
Tropicana Cherry

Tropicana Cherry Hybrid

THCa dominant Flavor notes: orange citrus • cherry candy • tropical gas
Effects uplifted talkative creative head buzz
Taste orange ripe cherry tropical sweet
Vibe day sessions social hangs playlist mode

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Super Buff Cherry

Super Buff Cherry Hybrid

1g THCa dominant Flavor notes: black cherry • fuel • pine
Effectsuplifted calmbody easecreative focus
Tastedark cherrydieselherbal pine
Vibeafter-work reseteasy social

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Mule Fuel

Mule Fuel Indica

THCa dominant Flavor notes: gas • earthy spice • skunk
Effectsheavy relaxunwindslow fade
Tastedieselpepperyfunk
Vibelate-nightcouch-chill

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Funnel Cake

Funnel Cake Hybrid

1g THCa dominant Flavor notes: vanilla dough • powdered sugar • cream
Effectsmellowhappybody comfort
Tastesweet bakeryvanillabuttery
Vibemovie modeweekend treat

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Blueberry Muffin

Blueberry Muffin Indica

1g THCa dominant Flavor notes: blueberry jam • vanilla • pastry
Effectscozy calmmood liftbody ease
Tasteblueberrysweet creambakery
Vibeevening unwindcomfort mode

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Gorilla Glue

Gorilla Glue Hybrid

1g Lineage: Sour Dubb × Chem’s Sister × Chocolate Diesel* THCa dominant
Effects heavy relax mood lift long-lasting calm
Taste diesel earthy pine chocolate/coffee
Vibe couch-chill late-night wind-down

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Lineage commonly reported by producers and listings.
Cherry Chocolate Widow

Cherry Chocolate Widow Hybrid

1g Lineage: Cherry Chemdawg 91 × Pre-’95 White Widow × Chocolate Lava* THCa dominant
Effectseven-keel upliftbody loosen-upclear-focus calm
Tastedark chocolateblack cherrycitrus zest
Vibeafter-work resetcreative chill

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Lineage commonly reported by producers and listings.

Alaskan Thunder F*ck

Alaskan Thunder F*ck Sativa

1g Origin: Matanuska Valley (classic cut) Common terps: limonene • pinene • myrcene
Effectsquick sparktalky/activeupbeat headspace
Tastelemonpinemint/herbal
Vibeday runserrands + playlists

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Sour Diesel

Sour Diesel Sativa

1g Likely lineage: Chemdog 91 × Super Skunk Dominant terps: d-limonene • myrcene • α/β-pinene
Effectscerebral kickidea sprintproductive buzz
Tastecitrussour candypine
Vibefocus workday plans

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Northern Lights #5

Northern Lights #5 Indica

1g Classic NL phenotype Common terps: myrcene • caryophyllene • pinene
Effectsdeep unwindbody heavylights-out calm
Tastehoneycinnamon spicepine
Vibelate nightmovie mode

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Royal Cherry Diesel

Royal Cherry Diesel Hybrid

1g Reported lineage: Cherry OG × Turbo Diesel Flavor-forward hybrid
Effectsbalanced cruisemood lifteasy social
Tasteblack cherrycolamolasses
Vibekickbackweekend hangs

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Headband

Headband Indica

1g Lineage: OG Kush × Sour Diesel Common note: “forehead halo” sensation
Effectscomforting headband halobody meltsteady mood
Tastelemonvanilla creamshortbread
Vibeevening unwindlong talks

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Owner notes: Profiles reflect common reports; batches vary by grower, cure, and terpene expression. Keep sealed, cool, dry. Rotate jars; target RH 58–62%.