THCa Flower — Verified Strain Cheat Sheet

Owner-facing reference. Each profile reflects reported lineage, taste, and effects. All items are 1g.
Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express Sativa

Lineage: Trainwreck × Hawaiian* THCa dominant
Effects energetic lift happy focus creative flow
Taste pineapple mango citrus & fresh pine
Vibe daytime creativity social uplift on-the-go

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Lineage commonly reported by producers and listings.
Tropicana Cherry

Tropicana Cherry Hybrid

1g THCa dominant Flavor notes: orange citrus • cherry candy • tropical gas
Effects uplifted talkative creative head buzz
Taste orange ripe cherry tropical sweet
Vibe day sessions social hangs playlist mode

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Super Buff Cherry

Super Buff Cherry Hybrid

1g THCa dominant Flavor notes: black cherry • fuel • pine
Effectsuplifted calmbody easecreative focus
Tastedark cherrydieselherbal pine
Vibeafter-work reseteasy social

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Mule Fuel

Mule Fuel Indica

1g THCa dominant Flavor notes: gas • earthy spice • skunk
Effectsheavy relaxunwindslow fade
Tastedieselpepperyfunk
Vibelate-nightcouch-chill

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Funnel Cake

Funnel Cake Hybrid

1g THCa dominant Flavor notes: vanilla dough • powdered sugar • cream
Effectsmellowhappybody comfort
Tastesweet bakeryvanillabuttery
Vibemovie modeweekend treat

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Blueberry Muffin

Blueberry Muffin Indica

1g THCa dominant Flavor notes: blueberry jam • vanilla • pastry
Effectscozy calmmood liftbody ease
Tasteblueberrysweet creambakery
Vibeevening unwindcomfort mode

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Gorilla Glue

Gorilla Glue Hybrid

1g Lineage: Sour Dubb × Chem’s Sister × Chocolate Diesel* THCa dominant
Effects heavy relax mood lift long-lasting calm
Taste diesel earthy pine chocolate/coffee
Vibe couch-chill late-night wind-down

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Lineage commonly reported by producers and listings.
Cherry Chocolate Widow

Cherry Chocolate Widow Hybrid

1g Lineage: Cherry Chemdawg 91 × Pre-’95 White Widow × Chocolate Lava* THCa dominant
Effectseven-keel upliftbody loosen-upclear-focus calm
Tastedark chocolateblack cherrycitrus zest
Vibeafter-work resetcreative chill

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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*Lineage commonly reported by producers and listings.

Alaskan Thunder F*ck

Alaskan Thunder F*ck Sativa

1g Origin: Matanuska Valley (classic cut) Common terps: limonene • pinene • myrcene
Effectsquick sparktalky/activeupbeat headspace
Tastelemonpinemint/herbal
Vibeday runserrands + playlists

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Sour Diesel

Sour Diesel Sativa

1g Likely lineage: Chemdog 91 × Super Skunk Dominant terps: d-limonene • myrcene • α/β-pinene
Effectscerebral kickidea sprintproductive buzz
Tastecitrussour candypine
Vibefocus workday plans

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Northern Lights #5

Northern Lights #5 Indica

1g Classic NL phenotype Common terps: myrcene • caryophyllene • pinene
Effectsdeep unwindbody heavylights-out calm
Tastehoneycinnamon spicepine
Vibelate nightmovie mode

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Royal Cherry Diesel

Royal Cherry Diesel Hybrid

1g Reported lineage: Cherry OG × Turbo Diesel Flavor-forward hybrid
Effectsbalanced cruisemood lifteasy social
Tasteblack cherrycolamolasses
Vibekickbackweekend hangs

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Headband

Headband Indica

1g Lineage: OG Kush × Sour Diesel Common note: “forehead halo” sensation
Effectscomforting headband halobody meltsteady mood
Tastelemonvanilla creamshortbread
Vibeevening unwindlong talks

All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill.

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Owner notes: Profiles reflect common reports; batches vary by grower, cure, and terpene expression. Keep sealed, cool, dry. Rotate jars; target RH 58–62%.